Usually I'm all "Damnit, celebs are people too! TMZ should respect their privacy, especially with the babies!" yet with this shit I will forever be manic like "WHERE is my tell-all book already!? The timeline demands paternity testin'! Tiny Tom would have to be dead for it to happen, of course, but WHAT IF. Can you just IMAGINE how DK would(n't be able to) handle a pre-existing (brunette!) high-fashion babydoll in her future fam?! Drama drama dramaaaa! Londoooon! And Xenu."
She prayed real hard, just like she learned in Catholic school. You know, back when she was saving herself for Ralph Macchio.
That is Joshua Jackson's nose. I don't know how Katie Holmes got The J's nose on her baby's face. But there it is.
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