The Core Four (and more): The Post-Creek Gossip Thread

[vanessa]

The fact that her parents issued a statement on the relationship just draws even more attention to the age difference.

[IssieCol]

Yeah, that and the fact that they're in Rome so he can get a lifetime achievement award.

[ophy]

This story is making the rounds here at work today, too (mostly because I'm sending it around). General consensus is WTF??

There must be more closeted Creek fans here than I realized, 'cuz everyone seems to know who she is, *and* the fact that no way in hell did the Dirtay J leave her precious flower intact.

I'm literally shocked to find out how many peeps in this office think she's prob a major bitca. But she's so purty! And so virginal!

[diesel]

Of course, if she IS a virgin, then we have the definitive answer to the question of why she and the Dirtay One broke up. He had to get his pot smoking and ass fucking somewhere else, and she wasn't cool with that!

It does make it more difficult to explain the drunken bowling alley story, though.

[NeoMaxy]

Um, there is another explanation. Perhaps she is the same type of 'virgin' as the super Southern Baptist/Catholic girls I knew in college who were legendary for their blowing and ass fucking ways, but kept the vag pristine and clean if you know what I mean.

But I'm sure all those years she and CKFC shared a condo, they had bunkbeds.

I am, however, very annoyed that either she or her PR person decided the world needed to know what was happening down below.

[ophy]

Drunken bowling alley story? That's one I missed

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

You have to scroll down a bit to find this.

Katie Holmes: He introduced me to his kids! And he's taking me to Rome on a private jet this weekend.--Starbucks, Waverly Place Overheard by: robinshire

I'm still not buying the Last American Virgin story.

[Chef]

I would have to agree with Neo on the "virgin" status. She did grow up during the Clinton era.

[CoreyFlood]

I don't really know why, but I've actually been feeling bad for Michelle Williams. Heh. Here she is snuggling up in her private little love nest down in Australia with boyfriend and baby-on-the-way, and living a semi-normal life (for a celebrity, that is). Doesn't Tom Cruise still have the house in Sydney that he frequents? I have a feeling she'll be leaving her answering machine off when he decides to whisk KH away there on his private jet.

[NeoMaxy]

Some days it pays to slack and just read Defamer.

The pictures of him beaming at her just give off a 'proud uncle' vibe to me.

I do find the wording interesting specifically that she is quoted as saying "Mr. Right" and not "I'm waiting for marriage." Although I can totally see her point about Chris Klein not being Mr. Right.

[ophy]

zap2it

"She's an extraordinary woman," he enthuses. "I feel really happy. I'm more than enamored." It's still unclear how the couple met, a subject about which Cruise remains mum. "I'm going to hold on to that one for myself ... for the time being," says Cruise, adding, "I'm just enjoying this."

Well, of course he doesn't want to admit they met at his publicist's office. Ooooh, I hope they come up with a really good "they met cute" story. Like maybe, they both jumped into the same cab, or they were each out walking their dogs and the leashes got tangled up.

He's "enamored". Gee, he's so "old" fashioned.

[deux]

Ooooh, I hope they come up with a really good "they met cute" story.

That hasn't come out yet because the publicists are having their first fight over which story to choose.

Isn't the deal that if you start shouting from the rooftops that you're a virgin, then you really are a virgin all over again? Okay, if she's a virgin she's still a publicist's whore because it's sure not the first time she's been pimped by them!

[Sarah]

It's a contract I tell you, A CONTRACT!

No matter what their bias, students wish the new love birds only the best. Martin Holmes says his daughter met Cruise at a business meeting that was set up by Cruise's people and the romance blossomed from there.

More from her dad here. Also, the fandom calls them TomKat. *dies* I this INFINITY. I wonder what kind of spike KHP got out of this.

More gossip:

The newsman also had a surprise for Cruise -- a copy of a Seventeen magazine from last year, in which Holmes confessed to a lifelong crush on the actor.

Surprised Cruise looked back at his blushing girlfriend and said, "I don't want to disappoint her."

I seriously think I would die. Like, I can't even imagine if Mr. S was outta the picture and Johnny left Vanessa -- because she was a raging addict who was beating her children because he would nevah just leave her randomly even if he did love me more -- and he like invited me to a business meeting and paid me to pretend to love him for awhile and in front of the world the press presented him with my Squee from some random MB that the Power of Dieseldora got to his people and the media. I would totally die but that would never happen because we wouldn't have to be set up, it would be density (tm: George McFly).

[Res]

I can't wait to see what the Brit tabloids come up with J "saying" about this whole mess.
I feel sorry for him in that his show closes this week and at the final party all people are going to want to know about is his opinion on "TomKat"!

[soccergirl]

Fantastic craziness over at Mandy's site: the JJ fandom is divided between those who think TC is a 'rebound relationship' for KH, and are glad that it's not with the J, as he deserves so much more than a rebound, those who point out that she's 'dating' Cruiser only 2 months after leaving the Klein, whilst she didn't date anyone for a year after breaking up with the J, and those who are pursuing revenge/white knight fantasies of Cruise 'hurting' KH and JJ riding to the rescue.
To quote Katiejoshie:
"we all know cruise...man!!!, how many girls did he left crying!!!"
Oh, and everyone else claims to be heartily sick of the media publicity.

[LaaLaa]

Oh, for SURE. Right there. Giant giggling baby prostutute.