Man, if you look really fast, that pic above could totally be DK and The J.
But it also confirms that she's not gonna be the astronaut model genius we're waiting for. The J couldn't even be bothered to put on a clean shirt and he's wearing the daddliest khakis of all time. It's like he's trying to look unfuckable and it's kinda working. Like, what even are those pants? Pro-tip for the bikini maker: The J wants to ride the struggle bus for any serious romantic partner. It's his most favorite thing. If you're gonna take fashion cues from 2010 DK, you might as well rule over the kingdom in the same way as she did during that era. But bonus points for the designer crossbody bag! That is vintage DK and shows you pay attention!
But it also confirms that she's not gonna be the astronaut model genius we're waiting for. The J couldn't even be bothered to put on a clean shirt and he's wearing the daddliest khakis of all time. It's like he's trying to look unfuckable and it's kinda working. Like, what even are those pants? Pro-tip for the bikini maker: The J wants to ride the struggle bus for any serious romantic partner. It's his most favorite thing. If you're gonna take fashion cues from 2010 DK, you might as well rule over the kingdom in the same way as she did during that era. But bonus points for the designer crossbody bag! That is vintage DK and shows you pay attention!
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