Mean-Spirited Celebrity Gossip

[isadora]

I hate people who are famous for no discernable reason other than fabulous wealth and/or scandal.
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Oh, so many reasons to hate Paris Hilton!

The latest is that her parents have threaten to sue anyone who releases her dirty sex tape featuring her giving a blow job to her ex-boyfriend. It was made when she was 19. Oh, when will they learn? You can't stop the internet, bitches!

Screencaps from Paris's sex tape:
WARNING: don't open at work/in front of the kids:
www.prettyandfine.com

I don't know how long they'll be up so get on it quickly, if you care.

Did anyone see her E! True Hollywood Story of Vapidness? Amazing.

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In other news, I'm confused about Prince Charles and the bi-sexual allegations. Of course he *did* want to fuck Camilla but not Diana. Hmmm.


Why are the rich and famous SO fucked up?

[NeoMaxy]

I find it...curious that her sex tape scandal (has anyone heard of this outside ot Ted Casablancas?) breaks in the media the week before her tv acting debut on The Simple Life.

Also, I still maintain that she is either part alien or a crab person.

CRAAAAAAAB PEOPLE!

[Lolliki]

I think I just posted in the wrong thread about Paris and her Australian antics. Oh well.

I can do more. While she was here she was in designer Wayne Cooper's "hard-core deluxe"-themed parade for Melbourne's Fashion Week. Apparently, she called Wayne and *asked* him if she could be in the show and then had a NY hairstylist flown 16,000km to Melbourne to do her hair.

Paris Hilton donned three outfits and did her best impression of a vampy dominatrix pulling off one very jaunty and boppy walk, which made fashion industry insiders giggle.

Sometimes I just the Aussie media.

[wacked_kath]

BWAH! I the part in the clip that shows her stopping everything to get her phone when it rang. I was laughing. so. hard.

[isadora]

Did you download that at work? Because I LOVE you for that.

[piggay]

Dude, I still can't get myself to download even at home. I drew a line (heh) and never felt the need to download porn and I don't want Paris Hilton to be the first. The screencaps were "illuminating" enough. I don't get the whole videotaping thing. I just would NEVAH let anyone tape me EVAH. It has never ever appealed to me.

[Herman]

You guys forgot what's the most important thing of a porn talk: Is it hot? I can't see the screen cap from here because I've been celebrating the non-porn title of the new board by posting on the fastest internet cafe but has absolutely no privacy.

[NeoMaxy]

I refuse to watch overly-tanned, overly-fake, blonde, alien porn.

But I imagine it would be like watching a weird-smiling popsiclestick suck on a man, instead of the reverse.

Ew. The imagery, man.

[isadora]

If you considering squinting to try to see better due to night vision action hot, then yes it is. Hee.

She seems WAY more interested in looking at the camera than fucking through most of it.

[wacked_kath]

She seems WAY more interested in looking at the camera than fucking through most of it.

That's another thing that had me laughing so hard. She'd literally crane her neck down so that she could fit her freaky head into the camera frame.

And are you kidding me? Download it at work? BWAH? No freakin' way. I told Mr. Wacked I'd gotten a look at one of the clips and he was like "Really? Where'd you get that?" "A link from Is of course." And then , like the cutie he is, he makes me go to the refrigerator and again point out "which one" Is is. Hee.

[isadora]

I'm the cute one. Hee!

Aww. I'm on your refrigerator! *sniff*

*runs to put pic of Kath on refrigerator using DC magnet*

Aww, Kath. You're finally under Pacey!

[piggay]

Hmmm. Maybe if Kermie wants to watch it with me, it'd be OK...

[isadora]

You better watch it before the seqeul goes public:
From Imdb.com:
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton's sex tape shame refuses to go away - a second video, in which she appears naked with a model pal, has reportedly surfaced. Producers of American scandal show Celebrity Justice claim to have unearthed information about a new sex film featuring a naked Hilton and Playboy playmate Nicole Lenz playing with sex toys. The film, allegedly shot after Hilton's 22nd birthday party at the Bellagio in Las Vegas in February, also reportedly features Scary Movie 3 star Simon Rex - who appears to be the cameraman. Meanwhile, Hilton is looking to go public so she can formally apologize to her family for embarrassing them by appearing in a sex tape. She is allegedly in negotiations to feature in a TV interview in America, in which she plans to talk candidly about her recent sex tape controversy and apologize for shaming her high-ranking family. The socialite hit the headlines earlier this month when footage of her having sex with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon leaked onto Internet sites.

Hmm. I feel this will lead to further Vaggie Tales.

[IssieCol]

Dammit, the Hilton sisters were just on Oprah a couple of weeks ago! I would have loved to see La Winfrey ask Paris about her fuckscapades in front of her parents, her sister, Jessica Simpson and her Baptist mama!

[snickerdoodle]

she plans to...apologize for shaming her high-ranking family.

Umm, too late (and that applied well before the tape was released).