Mean-Spirited Celebrity Gossip

[IssieCol]

I've been listening to The Chicks new album and it is GOOD. I knew that Natalie Maines had gone through a really ugly divorce with Adrian Pasdar a few years ago, but man she did not hold back on his ass on this album. And tonight, Twitter taught me that he cheated on her with Amanda Righetti from The O.C. He brought her to one of The Chicks concerts and actually had the balls to introduce her to Natalie. And maybe he also brought her onto their boat where she forgot her tights? Although that could be a different girl because Twitter is not sure if he was a serial cheater. Amanda's insta comments were really funny and she def was not prepared for the onslaught. Anyway, the lesson is basically that if you cheat on Natalie Maines, get ready to be dragged for filth.

[isadora]

Ooh, now I wanna listen to the whole album.

[IssieCol]

I mean, she is not trying to be subtle:

We moved to California and we followed your dreams
I believed in the promises you made to me
Swore that night 'till death do us part
But you lie-lie-lie-lie-lied
Hollywood welcomed you with open doors
No matter what they gave you, you still wanted more
Acting all above it when our friends divorced
What a lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
You're such a
Gaslighter, denier
Doin' anything to get your ass farther
Gaslighter, big timer
Repeating all of the mistakes of your father
Gaslighter, you broke me
You're sorry, but where's my apology?
Gaslighter, you liar

And from another song:

I hope you die peacefully in your sleep
Just kidding, I hope it hurts like you hurt me
I hope that, when you think of me, you can't breathe (Ah, hmm)
I hope you never find a sock to match the other one
Hey, will your dad pay your taxes now that I'm done?
I can promise you're not foolin' anyone

I mean it's like he walked out of their last divorce meeting yelling "You can't hurt me anymore!!!!" and Natalie took it as a challenge.

[isadora]

Damn, I love songs that burn down an ex.

[isadora]

So, I finally got around to listening to this a WOW that's a divorce album. I got mad at my husband just listening to it!

I had to dig around and figure this sitch out and man that Adrian Pasdar is somethin'.

So from what I read he cheated on her and then tried to take her money b/c the prenup was in her favor because she's the one with the truckloads of money that he lived off of for 20 years. If you like that baller lifestyle maybe you try to keep yo' dick in yer pants, Adrian? Jaysus. He wanted $60k/month because he put his career on hold to raise her babies or so he claimed. He also wanted to be able to keep her from releasing any songs about him. LOL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT, SIR?

[dada_teacher]

https://twitter.com/enews/status/130...300448258?s=19

Hey guys Seth Cohen and Blair Waldrorf just had a second baby!

[isadora]

It's JUST LIKE THEM to have a secret baby!

[LaaLaa]

She looked pregs during the tail end of the last season of Single Parents, but I totally forgot until this moment! Blair + Seth 4eva.

[dada_teacher]

Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara named their son River. Have to admit, I am a little emotional about this.

https://twitter.com/jphoenixupdates/...523252739?s=19

[ophy]

SPEAKING OF SECRET PANDEMIC BABIES how how how did Mindy Kaling manage to sneak in(out?) a brand new 'probably not fathered by BJ Novak but who knows' baby in September when she has also been posting near daily quarantine selfies???




https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/mind...-baby-boy.html

The actress and author of new essay collection Nothing Like I Imagined announced the arrival of her second child, a baby boy named Spencer, on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Thursday night.

“I’m telling it for the first time now, it feels so strange,” she began, “but I gave birth to a baby boy on September 3.” Kaling admitted, “This is news to a lot of people.” Kaling is already mom to 2-and-a-half-year-old Katherine, who is warming up to her little brother. “She was very ambivalent at first, to be generous,” Kaling told the late-night host. “She was really worried about her toys getting taken. And so, that happened and I think in her mind, because she’s 2 and a half, almost 3, she thought that it would be another child that was her same size. She was delighted when he arrived home with me from the hospital and he was just a blob who couldn’t take her toys. She’s a huge fan now that she’s met him.”

It's cute that she's named her kids Katherine and Spencer, though.

[vanessa]

She is adorable and I bet her babies are too.

[BreezyK]

I think it's SO WEIRD that she posted all this pre-packaged content, which was all SO BORING AND STERILE when she was pregnant! What is the decision behind that I wonder? The bathing suit series alone was odd, but to know that it was all pre-planned is just so strange!

[isadora]

I can't believe she says "I gave birth to a baby boy" in September. Did she just take a bunch of pics in March and April to post online? That's fucking WEIRD. And since she's into lying about her personal life so stridently (which: Fine? But also kinda over the top for an "Authentic" personality), I'm wondering if she just is lying about this? Not about having a boy but about how she got him? Seems like it could be an adoption or a surrogate birth.

I mean: This is, seemingly, Mindy at 7 months pregnant with her second child? Ooookay.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCPVv5Xl38l/

[isadora]

I'm obsessed now. This is allegedly Mindy two months before giving birth:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCwa3j1lqp2/

[vanessa]

Uh, now I am obsessed. This doesn't look right at all.