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  • #46
    the "moody" and "weepy mess" aspects to her personality were pretty obvious from the show. Run Kelly Jo, run!!

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    • #47
      Gwyneth is with child.

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      • #48
        I wonder if she'll need IVs to support her baby's life.

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        • #49
          I'm a little surprised she's pregnant before they got married. I only say that because she's been a member of, like, every wedding party featured in Martha Stewart weddings for like three years. I'm probably exaggerating but still! Anyway, she was BFF with all these very uppah crusty folks and I was sort of expecting a biggish shindig from her.

          I didn't expect her to go all WT like my cousin that had her kids play flower girl and ring bearer when she married their dad!
          Itís just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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          • #50
            Hee. The Zap2it headline says, "Paltrow Pregnant with Coldplay Love Child," which makes me giggle since it sounds like any of the band members could be the father.

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            • #51
              Or all the members. Hee. ColdPlayGangBang!

              Her London BFF Madonna had little Richie before they got married. God, if their kids grow up with British accents, there will be no stopping their mummy's from using it, too, will there?
              "But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.Ē---Kanye

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              • #52
                I'm a little surprised she's pregnant before they got married.
                Me too. She's all Waspy McWasp (hee), speaks endlessly of family and what she wants and loved him enough for the world to know she was Head Groupie for the tour.

                He's totally wearing the pants! Gwyneth, did Madonna teach you nothing?

                Based on the personality she projects in interviews and stuff, it seems it would bother her that there wasn't at least an engagement announcement first.

                Now everyone will just think he's marrying her for the baby! (tm: 1950) Bwah. I mean, if The Pants decide they should get married at all.

                I wonder if Brad's jealous. Hasn't he been all over Aniston to get pregnant?

                <-- all about residual RLTL

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                • #53
                  Mm! Rumor has it Brad was annoyed that Jenny Ann got sucked into another season of Friends because he wants her to start popping out the puppies.

                  That would annoy me, if I were her. I mean, sure fucking Brad Pitt is probably real nice but she's got a nice litle career going on and she'll have to take at least 6-12 months off of work to get fat and then recuperate! Meanwhile he'll be all over the globe still stoking the flames of his fame. Let Jenny Ann work, Brad!

                  Of course, I thought of Ben Affleck and his recent bout of being bummed by fame and I wondered if he wouldn't like to be shacked up in some cool London apartment with his favorite ex-gal Gwynnie!

                  I forgot that I hated him for saying that Gwyn was the perfect girl because she looked gorgeous but she had the personality of a fat girl! Of course I heard that second hand so it might not be true.
                  Itís just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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                  • #54
                    That poor baby. Chris and Gwyneth are the Most Boring Celebrity Couple In The World EVER. She was blahblahing about wanting to get married and have kids on Parky last week and when he asked if marriage to CM was in the pipeline she simpered, "You're asking the wrong person."

                    I can hardly wait for the first pictures of little baby GreenTea or Nutloaf (or whatever they call it) to appear in OK/Hello/The Sun with "Make Trade Fair" plastered across his/her forehead in blue biro. GAH! Their worthiness upsets me.

                    There was no good gossip in popbitch this week. Victoria Beckham has no pubes and Tony Blair has to wear a nappy (diaper).
                    Bitter Shipper

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                    • #55
                      I thought it was weird that she didn't get married first too because she does sell herself as such a traditional WASP, but since the pregnancy was probably an accident, what could they do?

                      I can't wait to find out what pretentious, alien-like name they'll give their baby.

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                      • #56
                        I'm guessing they will name it after their daddies if it's a boy.
                        Itís just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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                        • #57
                          Chris Coldplay is only 26 years old, so I can understand why he isn't jumping up to run to the altar. He has deep songs to write!

                          I do not get Britain's fascination with Victoria Beckham. Her husband is hot, sure, but she's just so freaky looking and cannot sing to save her life.
                          "But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.Ē---Kanye

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                          • #58
                            Was watching ET and thought it was hilarious that, at the premiere of LoTR:TRotK, the stars were being told about GP's pregnancy like it was MAJOR! INTERNATIONAL! NEWS!

                            There were pics of the funeral of Celine Dion's father. I'd forgotten she'd gone blond so when I saw what appeared to be an old woman waving to the crowd I thought "Celine looks a lot like her mother."

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                            • #59
                              I am highly amused that Victoria Beckham is aiming to upstage the
                              Queen on Christmas Day by delivering her own Christmas message. Do you think they'll dust out the purple thrones from the wedding for her to sit on?

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                              • #60
                                THE woman with Lenny Kravitz at the Shore Club the other night was Brazilian artist Isis Arruda, our South Beach sources say. Arruda, who works in Miami, allegedly has been seeing Kravitz romantically for months. Their public display of affection, caught on film by photographers, should put an end to speculation that the womanizing rocker intends to marry Nicole Kidman.
                                I told you he was a cheater!

                                Aww, and poor Nicole was screwed over by Tom AGAIN because he spilled the beans about her and Lenny on Larry King! Gah. I hate him.
                                Itís just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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