Generalized Fashion Disorder

[zeitghost]

Omg I love Fan BingBing's cape (I want that so bad) and the dress. Helen mirren is gorgeous as ever - she always rocks red. I have no words for FKA Twigs but RPatz almost looks clean and tidy.

[zeitghost]

Cara Delevigne was very strange but interesting as she went for a full sleeve of temporary tattoos together with cherry blossoms

[roly]

The photoshops of Rihanna's dress are making my heart happy. This is when I love the internet.

[emmaleigh]

But you couldn't call her Christopher Kane dress boring. It was the only one there with a penis on it!

So she was with two dicks last night.

Four years of following this event and I still feel like I don't get the objective. I know it's sort of not to look pretty but my favorite looks are always still just the "pretty" ones. And SJP is a world of NO.

Sort of OT: Is Carey Mulligan Mumford preggo?

[ophy]

Sort of OT: Is Carey Mulligan Mumford preggo?

Yes! They haven't announced it yet, but that's the word on the street.*

*British tabloids


If she's not pregnant, then this dress below was a HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

[ophy]

Lupita! She is crushing this whole Cannes thing.


Gucci . . .








de la Renta . . .








Gucci again . . .







Fan Bingbing is pretty damn regal as well, though:


Ralph and Russo . . .









She can even make Marchesa look good . . .








I mean that's a whole load of flowery cray, yet she's pulling it off like a beekdamn elfin queen.



Other notable!


Parker Posey and her Amazeballs Turban:








The sunglasses makes it even better!

[dada_teacher]

I absolutely adore Lupita's second Gucci dress.

[zeitghost]

Fan BingBing is just so pretty. Lupita as usual looks pretty great - I did like the green

[LaaLaa]

Didn't record the red carpet, so I'm just going off the show. Let's see. I dig Allison Janney's beaded number and Mindy's mango-colored gown.





Ooh, Ellie Kemper's Naeem Khan:


Gina Rodriguez's was bridal but pretty!



Gaga was wearing a regular, meatless dress! It's like that week when Courtney Love did normcore.



Do I like Zoe Kazan's candy-striped Miu Miu or am I just hypnotized?



Okay, back to crying over Viola Davis' speech.

ETA: Heidi Klum, why.

Whoa, Teyonah Parris...


The front of Nazanin Boniadi's dress didn't bore me, at least, but the profile = TP boob.

[dada_teacher]

I liked Gina Rodriguez's dress but I think Aubrey Plaza's was my favorite

[isadora]

These are all....dull.

[LaaLaa]

Srsly. And don't get me started on the black dress parade or the many pantsuits.

[ophy]

Yeah, the only one I super loved was Zoe Kazan. There's something about wearing candy stripes in the midst of all the pant suits/black dresses that is hella refreshing.

I'm partick disappointed in TMas:









This feels safe. Definitely expected more from her.

But I did like Samira's Paltrow-esque pink:








And Alan Cumming was a hoot:








This was awful. Tsk, January.:










Also awful:
















It's possible to do a pant suit well, but those folks did not.

[zeitghost]

The final green one looks like some form of shrub

[dada_teacher]

Golden Globes! Ophy, where are you?