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  • Posting Rules & Guidelines

    Please note: Feel free to re-start some of your favorite threads from our old board. They are probably our favorites, too.

    General Posting Guidelines:

    1. Talk Shit about whatever and whomever you please.

    2. There is no line.

    3. Nothing is sacred. Everything is falling apart. (TM: Fight Club)

    4. No Birthday threads or self-congratulatory threads. With rare exceptions.

    The next two rules are stolen from Linda, because her genius is unheralded:

    5. Personal attacks on other posters (apart from myself) are permitted. For example, if someone comments that they enjoyed an episode, and you didn't, it is acceptable to say something along the lines of: "What are you talking about you stupid b*tch? That episode sucked ass. You're a moron, [insert name here]!!"

    6. I will delete comments/threads as I see fit. No reason will be needed or given. Sometimes I am just nasty. [Of course, this rule is mostly untrue because I am the nice one, and threads will only be deleted to keep the board uncluttered. Is] Redundant threads will be merged with old threads to keep the board uncluttered.

    7. Make an attempt to be coherent. Learn to make paragraphs, you'll be a better person for it. (TM: Neo) Were not going to flame you for a misspelling but we will probably not even read your post unless you embrace the enter and shift keys. to using AIM shorthand in your posts. For example its you not u and are not r GRRR. I hate that shit!

    8. There is no need to suck my ass. Please dont. Its already puckered.

    9. Sometimes people on the boards will be nasty to you. This does not reflect the personal opinions of the site management (unless, of course, were the ones being nasty!). Youre a big girl or boy. Suck it up and move on (or stick around and fight it out, if you want). The opinions of net assholes should not affect your real life. If it does you should get off the net and on the couch.

    10. Please, please, please keep images in your signature files to a max of 100 pixels high. I think anything over 50 is actually stretching it, but I'm feeling generous today. I'll be editing out sigs with images over 100 pixels. I hate them.

    11. Keep the smiley faces and annoying colors to a minimum. They are hella annoying. This includes the font colors! We already know you are special. You don't need to whip out the html skills in every freaking post.

    12. Spoiler Policy: Be prudent! Assume not everyone is spoiled and keep spoilers in (and out of) the appropriate threads.

    13. Please don't sign your posts. Many people on this board know each other in real life and but we refrain from using multiple names to cut back on confusion for ourselves and others.

    Please check individual forums for relavent FAQs.
    Last edited by isadora; 04-08-2004, 11:04 AM.
    Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

  • #2
    We now have user levels.

    *Crosses off list and feels diesel's fury abating*
    Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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    • #3
      *bump*
      Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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      • #4
        Okay, due to the massively annoying massive spamming we've been getting lately I had to change some things!

        New users will have to be approved. I hate making more work for myself so I'm not happy about this but spammers suck ass!

        Anyway, I'll approve anyone who looks valid but still...annoying!
        Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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        • #5
          Why don't we go to their site and spam them back?

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          • #6
            Not really an option; but I would do it if I thought it would help.
            Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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            • #7
              I suppose it's because of the spammers that you're only allowed to post one message every 60 seconds!
              Bitter Shipper

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              • #8
                Somebody got a little time on her hands today?
                Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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                • #9
                  Don't ruin it!
                  Bitter Shipper

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                  • #10
                    NEWBIES I beg you to read this.
                    Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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                    • #11
                      Bumpitybumpbump
                      "But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.---Kanye

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                      • #12
                        Please note that in the lurker/newbie thread you may be asked any or all of the following questions (Neo created the quiz and it's perfect):
                        1. Debate the merits of "Show Me Love" in short essay form.
                        2. Chair vs. Dair. Discuss.
                        3. Who "rules your ass" but is also "the nice one" in theory?
                        4. (T/F) I'm here to discuss Male Hough.
                        5. (T/F) I'm too old to watch the crap I do, but I do anyway. Shaddup.
                        6. What are your opinions on washing your face with oil?
                        7. What are your feelings, if present, about Joshua Jackson's current relationship and his weight/fashion choices in said relationship?
                        8. Fan fiction: lame or awesome?
                        9. (T/F) I know who Hosie is.
                        10. (T/F) I should be a little scared of Linda, no matter who I am.
                        11. Breaking Bad is the best show evah. This is not a question. [Note: this is neo's opinion]
                        12. Fill in the blank: Ferryman likes to suck ______.

                        I almost feel like forcing everyone to take this quiz regardless of how long they've been posting here! Lol.
                        Its just really honestly so tiring and emotionally draining to have to get upset over reality constantly.

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                        • #13


                          I just laughed so hard my eyes watered. What a bunch of dickheads. I feel that #10 should be #1.

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                          • #14
                            Awesome!

                            I will reveal the true, terrifying extend of my stalking by adding these

                            13. Is diesel Michelle Obama?
                            14. Exactly how many degrees does Piggy have?
                            15. What were Manos and Neo thinking when they chose their usernames?

                            I don't know the answers to the above! I would like to know. Is it weird that I kind of, sort of miss people that I never actually posted on the same board at the same time?
                            Last edited by dada_teacher; 01-04-2014, 11:31 AM.
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                            • #15
                              I wanted to add this as an essay question:

                              You have just learned that Diane Kruger is pregnant with Joshua Jackson's baby. Please compose a sample post on how you would inform the board, including the links and gifs you would use.



                              Answer: Trick question! You shut up and let Issie do her damn job.

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