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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    I don't know if most of the vast majority of k'lor tinhatters on the interwebz are gay, but I can say that all of the Big Ks on tumblr that I have found are gold star lesbians who think (straight) boys are super gross. I guess they are desperate for representation? And hate the thought that their icons DON'T think boys are gross? But I don't know why they can't just focus on the out and proud models and singers instead of manufacturing closeted ones. Whenever they claim Karlie can't come out because of homophobia (in the fashion industry???) I'm all like, "But Cara Delevingne and Stella Maxwell seem to be doing okay . . . ??"



    And really truly if you think Karlie is coming out any time soon . . . PDA ❤️ Thank you @jr for this amazing pic. A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) on Aug 2, 2018 at 7:56pm PDT The k'lors were hoping for a Happy Birthday to MY SEKRIT WIFE KARLIE post from Taylor today, but got that instead. Karlie just keeps singlehandedly putting the nails into the coffin . . . They are also cranky today because Dianna Agron DARED to kiss her (fake) husband in public a couple of days ago: ...
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  • ophy
    replied to What are you watching?
    THE GOOD PLACE AHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT. There is NO sophomore slump with this show. The second season is just as amazeballs as the first. Just like Laa, we've been doing a lot of non-episodics over here. The kids haven't made any friends in the new neighborhood yet (GIANT SIGH) so they are hanging 'round the house this summer more than usual and we are re-watching all of the British Bake Off on Netflix. Also tons of Cutthroat Kitchen and Forged in Fire. Forged in Fire is the British Bake Off of blade smithing! I've seen over 50 episodes! Ask me how to make a Drop Point Bowie out o...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    TAYGI 4VA! I mean, for reals, if I was convinced that Taylor swung only the other way, there is waaaaay more 'evidence' that she's dating Gigi now. At least Gigi had a recent pic of Taylor to use in her 2017 birthday post, unlike someone else who can't even prove she has been in the same room as Taylor in two years, just sayin'. And she proudly wears the merch! Anybody seen Karlie in the Queen Snake's gear lately? Totes perfect! We have two schools of k'lor thought on the Hayley Kiyoko duet: From the ones who think k'lor broke up: And the ones who think they are still together, say it's all part of the plan, obvs: But both sides are in agreement !that TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT JUST CAME OUT!!!: I guess that means when she sang with Troye Sivan she came out as a gay man, and when she sang with Ed Sheeran she came out as a straight man, and when she sang with Mary J. Blige she came out as a straight woman . . . I mean, that all makes sense sure. The funniest thing about all of their rejoicing is that they are all glossing waaaay over Taylor's statement from when she defende...
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  • MW got married, y'all! But it wasn't to Busy!


    https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood...ding-equal-pay















    Well, if we were creating 'husband for MW' in a lab, that's pretty much exactly the sort of person we would have come up with?











    I'm really happy for her, this is awesome.



    Love this from Busy, too:






    ETA And he's just the appropriate amount of introspectively attractive that you would expect from an indie musician that MW might marry:





    With Busy and Marc! ​​​​​​​ To the young organizers of today's @marchforourlives, we stand with you and are inspired by you. And we will continue to use our voices and our votes to bring real change. ❤️ #notonemore #enough @marchforourlives @everytown @momsdemand @marchforourlivesla ❤️ A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) on Mar 24, 2018 at 11:51am PDT ...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology





    Looks like Lainey is not above wanting to rub #RIPkaylor in the k's faces either:

    https://www.laineygossip.com/karlie-...-kushner/50444





    'special secret lotus pearl.' LOL.




    So the Big K who claims Josh is married got contacted by her super sekrit source!










    . . . welp, I think her super sekrit source might be Donald Trump, y'all. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH.




    The Ks are also digging deep to preserve the facade and deflect any RepuGaytion vs. RepuJoetion doubters:



    https://kaylorfails.tumblr.com/post/176277889031/really









    uhhhhhh . . .




    (linking to kfails because I couldn't embed the actual post for some rea...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    Hee. That reminded me how much I like this gif of Martha and Gigi at the Rep tour last weekend:















    Oh, Karlie is mos def a dirty libruhl but Karlie and Ivanka don't actually hate each other, right?







    But maybe the relationship has soured since then, dunno. That would not be surprising given everything world-wise. I remember reading that some of Taylor's friends unfollowed Karlie awhile back (I think Ashley A. and Claire Winter but can't remember for sure who else). There's probs lots of private congrats going on though, obvs. I feel like the ridic amounts of the insta stories she's been posting of her family and famous friends' reactions to the ring is over the top white girl nonsense? But hey, she waited 6 years including a whole year talking to rabbis to make this happen, so I can see why she might be giddy. I can't even begin to imagine converting to a whole 'nother religion for any dude, but wevs. So! K'lorland took a mighty stumble but have put themselves back on the tinhat track. Some of the I Now Hate Karlie Klub have backtracked from anger to denial again, but it's all very mudd...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    As far as 'proof' he is married already, I've only seen this: http://taytaysbeard.tumblr.com/post/173316110384/i-have-held-back-from-posting-this-for-quite . . . and the person who posted it has a rep for photoshopping pics and making up k'lor 'evidence' . . . and 'believes' that Karlie's PR team DMs her sekrit information that only she gets to know so . . . But yes, it's well accepted in the Kommunity that Josh is already married. Lol. I'm not clear on the 'whom' part, but I've seen someone mention Josh's BFF Mikey Hess as his potential spouse. Because sure, that's a thing that people in the press would not be able to find out about. ...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    Okay, so firstly you gotta know that the k'lors were already plunged into a small civil war *prior* to Karlie sticking a knife into Kaylor today. The fandom was divided between certain Big K blogs recently admitting that they thought Karlie and Taylor had probably broken up*, and the the more faithful Big Ks who scoffed at anyone questioning whatsoever whether or not 'the girls' were still happily (and apparently invisibly?) domesticated 2gether4eva.










    * based on the fact that Taylor and Karlie haven't been seen interacting since October of 2016, obviously. And yes! That means it's taken almost two years of no contact for even a tiny handful of k'lors to get brave enough to publicly say "hey, maybe they really did split up?" so you have to give the whole fandom props for some real steadfast tinhatting. ALMOST TWO YEARS. I mean, it's impressive!





    Overall, though, the fandom held it together enough to print Church of Kaylor pamphlets to hand out at the Rep tour . . .




    https://whaler13bg.tumblr.com/post/176164631283/scottsstuck-i-may-have-made-a-pamphlet-to-hand






    . . . and to create new memes whenever they saw that Taylor had been 'stunting' with her 'fake gay boyfriend':





    . . . so Karlie's engagement announcement really did blindside errrrybuddy**. ** errrybuddy wearing a tinhat, anyway. Reaction was kerrrazy swift (pardon the pun). Several K blogs ditched their k'lor URLs (and I think at least one deleted their blog entirely?), Karlie lost over 12k followers in a matter of hours, and fantabulous longread declarations like this one were made: There's a whole lot of denial, anger, and bargaining in that one post. Anyhoo, in light of Karlie's official engagement TO A MAN, all new k'lor theories and rationales have to squeeze into one of three categories of pre-supposition: 1) Kaylor are still together. 2) Kaylor broke up. 3) Kaylor was never real. Under the category of KAYLOR ARE STILL TOGETHER we have the following t...
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  • ophy
    replied to Now Showing...
    THERE ARE NO BAD ABBA SONGS. No for reals, I didn't see the first one until a couple of months ago, and got really bored with it really fast. So based on your rec...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    I HAVE NO ANSWERS YET! But I gotta say, people are being VERY SUPPORTIVE in the comments on Karlie's instagram: Heterosexuality won today!* *(not being entirely heterosexual I take no particular pleasure in this victory.)...
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  • ophy
    replied to The Study of Swiftology
    KARLIE KLOSS GOT ENGAGED AND IT WASN'T TO HER SEKRIT WIFE TAYLOR I love you more than I have words to express. Josh, you’re my best friend and my soulmate. I can’t wait for forever together. Yes a million times over A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) on Jul 24, 2018 at 9:27am PDT fiancé ❤️ A post shared by Joshua Kushner (@joshuakushner) on Jul 24, 2018 at 9:53am PDT ...
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  • If it's a reboot, then it'll probably be a new younger cast, set at Capeside High with Jack as their English teacher, and occasional drop ins by Andie and Deputy Doug....
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  • WOULD THEY FILM IT IN WILMY AGAIN???!!!


    asking for a friend.
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